Full Name:Iain Arthur Bethune, Terminator model 100,000,000,000,000,000,001B
Alternative Codenames: Bogey, Ninja Boge, Slann Mage-Lord Bon-cho'fi, Magister Heinrich Darkblood, Lord Commander Bogus Maximus of the Cadian MLCXVII Tank Company, DSO, KSV, KCMG, LTD.
Mission Objectives: Help organise Warhammer Club. Oversee the Space Hulk. Become second only to the Old Ones in enlightenment. Paint very, very slowly, but with extreme skill.
Technical Specification: 42GHz Motorola G99 Processor. 1024 GB on-board RAM. 500,000GB HDD. Eyebrow mounted 50,000x DVD drive. Dual trinitron projector 'eyes'. SCSI, VESA, PCI, ISA & USB interfaces(!). Hydraulic endoskeleton @ 500,000 PSI.
Criminal Record:Aggravated littering, mass termination.
Identifying features:Large, single eyebrow (facial hairus singularis), sometimes seen emerging as a DVD drive. Whirring noise of CPU fans. Sensitive to electromagnetic fields.
Armies: The Pyramid Guard of Lord Bon-cho'fi, Cadian MLCXVII Tank Company, The Denizens of the Space Hulk, The Drakwald Darkbloods of the Possessed
Email: bogey@zoom.co.uk